The Tide Is High

Is there any point in writing text to accompany this cutie? I’m not going to tell you who his mother is because if her son wants to pursue a career in politics later, I don’t think a published nude photograph should surface in connection with his esteemed name. But I’ll give you some hints: she’s active in planning the reunion, she encouraged me in my pursuit of Cute Boy, and I nicknamed her Basic Woman, or BW, after we saw Klymaxx perform at Grad Night.