Roll Call

Where is Lynnwood Bosch? I keep hearing that he was the man behind the 10th-year reunion, and props are due. No one mentions that party without saying his name. I could’ve sworn I once saw a profile for him on Classmates.com, but it’s gone now, and I’m not sure I’m remembering correctly that he wrote he was moving to the Gulf coast last July, maybe to Alabama.

Bring me the head of Danielle Wilson! We had algebra together, two transplants from other schools in a class of people a year older. I have no idea where she’s flown, and no one else has given me the goss.

Karl Huhner, put down that book right now and send me an email. You were the first president of the Beta club, so don’t you feel obligated to get in touch? Your Betas need you at the reunion.

Why hasn’t Ronnie Denham signed up on the Alumni site? He might think we know how to reach him, but I don’t have an address, a phone number, or nothin’. He essentially stalked everyone at SHS when putting together the first video yearbook. Why hasn’t he shown us the love recently?

Hazel Elzie, speak up! Were your ears burning when we brought up your name at the coffee shop two weeks ago? We don’t even know whom to ask your whereabouts, so my fingers are crossed that you’re going to look us up.

The senior portrait here is Steve Parsons, who has successfully fallen off the radar, as least as far as my junior-detective skills are concerned. If he doesn't send in his contact information, all those stories about his improprieties while in office for the Student Council just might surface. You know how presidents can be.

That’s right, people: I’m kicking blog and taking names.