Puttin' on the Ritz

Some people prefer to see men in tuxedoes, arguing that manliness is never so attractive as when its packaging suggests wealth and success. To that I say, “Gold-digger. What kind of relationship do you want, anyway?”

But I digress. Dennis Parker is another of the “missing,” another guy for whom we have no address, phone number, email address, GPS location, nothing. Where are you, Dennis?