I’m Gonna Let Myself Get Absolutely Soaking Wet

“But I didn’t bring a bathing suit.”

“Nobody did.”

“Juan did.”

“Yeah, well. Hey, under water, your dress will look just like a bathing suit.”

“What if I’m not done with my beer?”

“Take it with you. Why should that stop anyone?”

“Okay, I’m gonna do it.”

“Wait a second! What about your jewelry?”